Careers
Join the Stanwich Hygenica™ team.
We are always looking for talented individuals who share our commitment to science, integrity, and better living. Explore our current openings below.
Why Stanwich Hygenica™
A place to do meaningful work.
Comprehensive benefits
Medical, dental, and vision coverage for all full-time employees and their families.
Retirement plan
Competitive retirement savings plan with company matching contributions.
Growth opportunities
Ongoing professional development, tuition reimbursement, and internal promotion pathways.
Great culture
A collaborative environment dedicated to science, integrity, and better living for all.
Open positions
5 opportunities across 4 departments.
Senior Proprietary Formulation Scientist
Join our advanced formulation team in developing next-generation proprietary blends. Responsibilities include laboratory research, formulation optimization, and documentation of proprietary methodologies.
Qualifications
- PhD in chemistry, pharmacology, or related field
- 10+ years of proprietary formulation experience
- Familiarity with advanced blending techniques
- Excellent documentation skills
- Ability to maintain proprietary confidentiality
To apply, send your resume and a brief cover letter to careers@stanwichhygenica.xyz.
Director of Marketing Communications
Lead all marketing communications for the Stanwich Hygenica™ brand and its portfolio of proprietary formulations. Develop creative strategy, manage agency relationships, and oversee all consumer-facing communications.
Qualifications
- 15+ years of marketing experience
- Pharmaceutical or consumer health background
- Proven track record of brand building
- Experience with testimonial-based campaigns
- Strong copy direction skills
To apply, send your resume and a brief cover letter to careers@stanwichhygenica.xyz.
Quality Assurance Specialist
Ensure that every batch of every Stanwich Hygenica™ product meets our exacting quality standards. Conduct inspections, review documentation, and maintain our commitment to superior quality.
Qualifications
- 5+ years of QA experience
- Strong attention to detail
- Experience with proprietary formulation environments
- Certification in quality management systems
To apply, send your resume and a brief cover letter to careers@stanwichhygenica.xyz.
Yo Mamma Joke Curator
Curate our daily Yo Mamma is so…™ content. Source, review, and schedule original yo mamma jokes for publication on our website and internal communications. The ideal candidate has a deep appreciation for the form.
Qualifications
- Demonstrated knowledge of yo mamma joke structure
- Portfolio of original joke material
- Familiarity with classic and contemporary yo mamma repertoire
- Ability to meet daily publication deadlines
- Al Gore Rhythm™ experience a plus
To apply, send your resume and a brief cover letter to careers@stanwichhygenica.xyz.
Administrative Assistant
Provide administrative support to our executive team. Manage calendars, coordinate meetings, prepare reports, and ensure smooth day-to-day operations of the executive office.
Qualifications
- 5+ years of executive admin experience
- Proficiency with standard office software
- Excellent organizational skills
- Discretion and professionalism
To apply, send your resume and a brief cover letter to careers@stanwichhygenica.xyz.
Do not see a position that fits?
We are always interested in hearing from talented individuals. Send us your resume and tell us how you could contribute to the Stanwich Hygenica™ mission.